By now you might have seen the bizarro claim in the blogosphere that Lady Gaga is ready to settle down.
The story, as perpetrated by Grazia magazine and widely picked up by gossip sites, says Gaga and her bartending boyfriend Luc Carl participated in a secret "spiritual commitment" ceremony on the Greek island of Crete last week, where they supposedly exchanged handwritten vows to "show that they are committed to each other and want to spend the rest of their lives together."
So is Gaga ready to become a missus?
While Grazia insists it's all but a done deal (proclaiming, "They are still planning to marry, but that will come later when she has the time to plan a big Italian-style wedding"), Gaga's rep is insisting otherwise.
"It's completely untrue," Gaga's publicist tells E! News.
Looks like you Little Monsters can hold off on sending any wedding gifts.