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It's good to know that Utah sex machine Kody Brown isn't selfish with his apparently bottomless gift of love. After tying the knot three times, in the season finale, he's branching out to include women who aren't from the same womb. After his fourth ceremony, Mr. Thoughtful takes time with each of his other soul mates to reassure them of his intense personal committment before he leaves on yet another honeymoon.

Seriously, I will miss you. The whole time I'm shagging my latest wife. Really, I'll be thinking of you. Truly. Deeply.