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The View: Levi Johnston Reveals Dumb-as-Bag-of-Hammers Campaign Platform

Recently, famous teen impregnator Levi Johnston gifted the American people with a Playgirl spread, and now Bristol's baby daddy is revealing his next, utterly logical, career move. He's running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. The candidate—who currently lacks a high school diploma, a job and a legal child—dropped by The View to discuss his bold political agenda.

Stupid? Idiotic? Pathetic? Yes, yes and yes, of course. But think about it…hunky Levi actually got all five of the View queens to feel sorry for him because he's too dumb to lie. Good God, this whole thing just might work.

MORE (OR LESS): Too bad Levi and Bristol didn't work out. They were made for each other!

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