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Who's Got the Spookiest Celeb Sex Life? Vote Now!

David Arquette, Reese Witherspoon, John Travolta, Eric Dane John Shearer/Getty Images for GQ Magazine; Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com VALERIE MACON/AFP/Getty Images; Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic

With good old horny Halloween right around the corner, we thought it was the perfect time of year for you to reveal which celeb couple's sex life terrifies you the most...or makes you want to barf, as it may be.

And so we kick off the first round of our Spooky Sex Life competition with David Arquette's TMI blabbing about bedding cocktail waitress turned convict Jasmine Waltz and a few other couples who totally turn us off.

But which duo deserves the honor horror of knowing their bedroom activity totally gives you the heebie jeebies? Vote now:

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David Arquette and Jasmine Waltz: Can't say we're too hot and bothered over any sex story involving David Arquette, but at least with Courteney Cox one half of the equation was hot. Now we're just left with mugshot mugging Jas, her pencil-thin eyebrows and the feeling that we'll be seeing our lunches again real soon.

Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth: To be fair, we haven't wanted to think about Reesey-poo doing the dirty with anyone since she split with Ryan Phillippe. But since she so coldly ditched Jake Gyllenhaal, we must say this ice babe's budoir artillery should be noted. Not to mention avoided.

John Travolta and Kelly Preston: The National Enquirer's never met a John Travolta sex story it didn't like, and if half of the crap they print is true, this is one bedroom (or private-jet cockpit) we don't want to be a fly on the wall in. Even if it's all BS, sex activities even remotely tainted by Scientology just give us the willies...

Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart: It's been a year since Eric and Rebecca's not-so-sexy naked tape hit the internet, and we were almost able to totally forget about it. But not quite. Who would have thought that a possible threesome starring Grey's Anatomy's McSteamy, his usually gorge wife and a former Miss Teen USA could be such a turnoff?

The winner from this feared foursome will move on to compete in the finals next week against couples chosen from the next three rounds of coitus-digustingus competitors. Round two starts Wednesday!

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