Beware, evildoers! When Steven Seagal exchanges his Hollywood action star hat for the police skull cap of streetwise crime buster, your jig is up. For—as Superman possesses superhuman strength, as Spiderman can spin webs, as Wonder Woman can fly and look super-MILFy—Deputy Steve can see through a barbecue!

Oh, yeah. There's your weapon, men. Now get that thing off there and toss on some t-bones. In the name of justice!

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