Over on The Amazing Race, the contestants were in Ghana where they faced numerous difficult challenges. The hardest—since, after all, the racers are American—was figuring out exactly where the hell Ghana is. But Princeton grads Connor and Jonathan eventually guessed right, and then took some time to prove that their lack of awareness didn't end with geography. No, they're culturally unaware too.
Yes, it was actually my Freshman year roommate's major. His name is Tarique, so you probably know him. I'll tell him you say hello. So, how about it? Do you think your boards are good enough to become future Princeton men? Oh no, not your actual boards, silly! Your SAT's. Oh, you are too daft! Too daft! Anyway, we have to go win a race now. But remember, get your extracurriculars up and list me as a reference on your applications!