Last week Jimmy Johnson and his E.E.E.P.—enormous Extenze-enhanced penis—were voted off Survivor. But just because Jimmy was forced to float his E.E.E.P. all the way back to the mainland doesn't mean the show now isn't worth watching. On the contrary. There's still Naonka and her cold, uncaring heart.    

She's not kidding. Jimmy Johnson slept a little too close to the fire one night and when he woke up found his third leg had lost a good three inches.

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