Somehow, we feel safer knowing that Steven Seagal is on the streets with his finely honed martial arts skills, deep sense of justice and squinty reptilian eyes keeping crime at bay. And we feel even safer knowing the new season of Lawman has kicked in, ensuring a wealth of criminally stoopid Seagal clip fodder.

Way to go, deputy. Nothing sells the image of badass cop on a high-intensity stakeout like tossing in a plug for your bobble head doll. Which, if it's made to scale, cannot possibly bobble without toppling over onto the shelf below and crushing one's precious Larry King Hummel figurines.

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