On the British show Come Dine With Me, four strangers each throw a dinner party and then grade each other on whose was best. The winner gets a thousand pounds, which we're told is money. Anyway, during the first dinner party, Ryan questions Lee about his sexuality, and gets an answer that, had Ryan been wearing a monacle like we thought all British people were required to, would have shocked it right out of his eye and into his tea.

 

Sadly, Ryan's never been the same.  Whenever he sees a dinner plate, he goes into his thousand yard stare.  He wakes up nights screaming, thinking he's still in the dinner party.  He'll duck for cover whenever he hears the word "caulk."  It's true what they say: The lucky ones don't come back at all from the Dinner Party.  Dinner Party is hell.  

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