Despite the fact that the line was stolen from Jaws, it’s reassuring to know that David Hasselhoff is still clinging to his Knight Rider credo: One Man Can Make a Difference. Well, one man and a talking car. Da’Hoff is still putting those bold words into action with the David Hasselhoff Social Network; the latest installment offers red-faced Hoff greeting his Aussi fans with a few booze-laced Crocodile Dundee lines delivered in an Australian accent—that’ll make ’em feel comfortable. Here in L.A., for instance, Latinos love it when you talk to them like Speedy Gonzalez. Check out Hoff’s meaty, demonic squint as he says “Hoff Space is a safe place.” And just keep repeating that to yourself as the social networking takes effect.