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Ladies, we know it's tough out there for you. You have to give birth, you have to deal with that whole glass ceiling thing, and worst of all you have too many options in the underwear aisle. And then, even after you've narrowed down your selection, you're forced to answer questions about it from Regis Philbin.

C'mon, just give Reeg a quick look. At my age, you know I'll be excited as long as it's anything other than Depends. Which reminds me, in case I do get excited, don't worry I'm wearing Depends.