You'll witness the cha cha, the paso doble and the samba on Dancing With the Stars, but this week the show quick stepped to the difficult rhythms of controversy.
Isn't that a clever intro? Okay, sorry, it's all we could muster. We're still trying to get over the ugliness of the whole Bruno–trashing–Michael Bolton ouster, dealing with our conflicted feelings of sorrow skewerd with gut-rupturing pleasure over seeing the Bolt on all fours with a dog bone in his mouth.
So while we wrestle with that, why not let Joel McHale guide you through the DWTS brouhaha as only the master can?
And he'll be back with more of what you crave tonight on a new Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT!