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Joke Roundup: Snooki's Book, Tiger's Porn and George Lucas' Third Dimension

Snooki Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com

Jersey Shore star Snooki will publish her very first book early next year.

It will be a magical pop-up book. Not the kind for children, but the kind that after reading, magically makes sores pop-up around your genitals.

Keep reading, there's more after the jump!

 


Devon James Courtesy of btls.com

Tiger Woods' alleged porn mistress Devon James is reportedly shopping around a sex tape featuring her and Tiger. She describes it as "62 minutes long and 37 minutes of it is us having sex."

Which, if she can cut two minutes out of, sounds like it would fit the VH1 Sunday night lineup perfectly.


Stormtroopers, Star Wars 20th Century Fox, Lucasfilm, Ltd.

George Lucas is planning to re-release all the Star Wars movies in 3-D.

Wow. This will be even better than the release of Episodes I-III, because this time it will seem like you can actually reach out and touch your childhood as it's being s--t on.

 MORE: Laughs, that is. There's plenty of them in the Soup blog video gallery.

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