Did you hear? Lindsay Lohan might be going back to jail again! This time, after violating the terms of her probation, LiLo was handcuffed and hauled away in the most dramatic scene yet! Girlfriend just can't shake her legal problems. But that doesn't mean the fun at her expense is over.
Far from it actually...
What kind of news organization would we be if we didn't bring you all the facts to make an informed decision and answer the burning question: Which Lindsay Lohan mug shot is hottest? How else are you going to decide which one to frame and hang on your wall?
From left to right, we bring you exhibits A through E: a collection of Lindsay Lohan's worst photo shoots.
Exhibit A, taken in July 2007, is the original classic. It's clear from her parted lips that Lindsay is about to lecture those in earshot about the injustices of her arrest and our legal system. This is the mug shot that launched a thousand "Free Lindsay" T-shirts.
Exhibit B, snapped on Nov. 15, 2007, is very similar to the first mug shot: the blank stare, the slightly open mouth. Although this time, we think the culprit is collagen injections and not voicing opinions. She does appear more orange though. Perhaps a ploy to blend in with her shirt?
Exhibit C, taken in August 2010, showcases a smirk and a knowing twinkle in ole Lindsay's eye. Maybe she knew she'd be back. Well, she was right. In an effort to appear together and composed, Lindsay went with the straightened and sleek hairdo, as opposed to the tousled tendrils we've grown accustomed to in her mug shots.
Exhibit D, shot on Sept. 24, 2010, stands out as the only one with a hint of LiLo's original red locks. Hair off her face, limited makeup and a slightly cocked eyebrow makes this picture perhaps the most serious of the bunch.
Exhibit E, taken just yesterday, shows a very different Linds. The cocky expression is finally gone, replaced by shock and a little bit of fear, and her features seem especially puffy. Plus, her makeup job is a fail, but at least her teeth are looking, er, fresher. But does that make this pic the hottest?
Well, that's up to you to decide. We just present the evidence. Take our poll below, and be sure to choose wisely.
(Originally published Friday, Sept. 24, 2010, at 5 p.m. PT)
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