We're sure your calendar has been marked for months, but in case you didn't know, today was the big "High-Heel-a-Thon" on Live with Regis and Kelly. That's the show's annual race where competitors strap on high heels and sprint through Central Park, all in the name of charity. Anyway, Kelly Ripa and Kristin Chenoweth ran in the race, but had some pre-game jitters. Fortunately Regis was there to put them at ease.
OK, so we took that a bit out of context. What Regis meant by that was he would say a prayer for Kristin and buy Kelly a vibrator to masturbate with. There. Glad we cleared that up.