We know how hard it is dealing with the tense countdown to the release of Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back, so here's a little something to help keep your mind occupied. The best of an unbelievable week of Soup.
3. Donald Trump: The generous Trumpster is going to help our nation's unemployed as only he can. Meaning, giving a single person a job as his fake TV show apprentice while promoting Donald Trump. Here he reveals his efforts are sparked by the story of a woman with a legal degree who can't get a job. The truly shocking part? She's hot. And still can't get a job.
4. Bridezillas: Can a sophisticated young lady from San Francisco find true love with some schlub from Mississippi? Probably not, but a Bridezilla from San Francisco can.
5. Thintervention With Jackie Warner: Stacy is a big gal in desperate need of Thintervetion. Luckily, she has the support of her tubby pal Nikki. With support like this, she might as well head back to the buffet.