Caption Emma Stone's Glittery Getup

Adorable young actress goes heavy on the sparkle, looks way older than she is. Write a clever caption about her aging getup and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page

UPDATE:

Jen Says: "Perhaps she's campaigning to play Blanche in the Golden Girls remake."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Emma Stone, at the Easy A premiere in Hollywood

We are suckers for sparkles—after all, nothing says movie-star glamour like glitter and shine! But this long-sleeve mini has enough bling to outfit the entire U.S. figure skating team, with enough left over for some Miss America contestants, too. The short hemline is sexy, but otherwise the frock is bulky and ages the young Superbad starlet.

What do you think of Emma's getup? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.