Just because The Real Housewives of New Jersey is over doesn't mean the demented homemakers are going to stop going at each other like nap-deprived third graders after mainlining Kool-Aid. No, thankfully ringmaster Andy Cohen gathered the gals for a reunion grudge match that saw tarted-up Danielle Staub getting gang attacked, but good.
But what you didn't see was, well, best to let Joel McHale fill you in on the curious below-the-belt action.
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Who's hotter: Jersey or DC Housewives? Discuss.