Why? Because Dina Lohan's Long Island home was vandalized not once but twice in the past two weeks.
We'd say there should be some egg on her face...but unfortunately, it all wound up on her door.
A spokesman for the Nassau County Police Department confirmed to E! News that the egg vandals first targeted Lindsay Lohan's mom on Aug. 31, when her front door was pelted with yolks (maybe someone was just releasing some residual anger over that whole salmonella scare?) and the outside of her house was hit with a few stray dirt bombs.
The 47-year-old's home was then violated again on Sept. 6, when her mailbox was uprooted from the ground.
There is an active investigation into the incidents, though no details have been released, including whether the events were isolated or connected or karmic.
No suspects have yet been taken into custody and Dina tells TMZ that she has no idea who would do such a thing.
—Reporting by Ashley Fultz
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