Jay-Z and Beyoncé have been vacationing all along the Mediterranean this summer because they have more money than you. And this morning the one and only Wendy Williams got her mitts on a picture of the two in St. Tropez, and described Beyonce's outfit as only she could.
Actually those aren't shorts. That's just what it looks like when a yeast infection spreads. Someone get that woman to a hospital. And a runway.
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