The reality show mom of eight was swagging her way through the P.F. Chang's Home Menu Frozen Moment Gift Lounge on Saturday when she came across The Body Shop's Maca Root men's line. "She asked if it actually came with a man," an eyewitness says.
So what did Ms. Gosselin go home with?
Not a new man, but a pink Palm Pre phone, a red Vera Bradley duffel bag, Body Shop products, Pretty Ballerina flats, Vintage Revolution jeans and an AMC Signature pass.
I'm told she refused to take any pics with her freebies.
Jane Lynch, on the other hand, had no problem having her photo taken. She posed in all her Sue Sylvester tracksuit glory at the P.F. Chang booth. Also making their way through the lounge were Eric Stonestreet, John Lithgow, Matthew Morrison, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Tracy Morgan, Dennis Quaid, Ted Danson and Edie Falco, among others.
Over at the HBO Luxury Lounge and L'Oreal Paris Beauty suite, mommy-to-be Ali Larter made a quick stop in to pick up an UPPAbaby stroller while Gossip Girl's Matthew Settle walked away with a Johnny Rockets VIP card.
The night before the big awards show, Joe Mangianello, Pink and hubby Cary Hart, Padma Lakshmi and David Arquette were just some of the celebs enjoying Fatburger and TY KU sake cocktails at the Art of Elysium Genesis event.
42 Below Vodka hosted a pre-Emmy party for Lorne Michaels and the casts of 30 Rock and Saturday Night Live at Jeff Klein's Sunset Tower Hotel. Jason Sudeikis brought along his Mad Men girlfriend January Jones.
At the same time, across town in Los Feliz, Quentin Tarantino held court at Vermont restaurant, where For The Record at Show at Barre debuted its new Tarantino in Concert night for guests like Rosario Dawson and NCIS star Barrett Foa.
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