Caption Beyoncé's Mixed-Print Menagerie

Write a clever caption describing the superstar's getup and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page

UPDATE:

Red Says: "The outfit looks like a peacock in a blender."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Beyoncé, keeping it real surreal while on vacay in St.-Tropez in a Dries Van Noten embellished ikat shirt and patterned shorts by Boxing Kitten.

Lordy, Queen B, that is a whole lotta prints going on. Like, a whole Jo-Ann Fabrics store worth. Is Sasha being extra fierce or just crazy in fug?

Tell us what you think! Write a clever caption below describing the superstar's getup and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page.