Given the fact that she wasn't looking for bisexual love, your first question might be, what was Tila Tequila doing onstage in the first place? Besides getting pelted with human feces?

Your second question might be, who is Tila Tequila? If so, you are not alone. Let Joel 'splain it all as only Joel can. Then go get your projectiles ready for Tila's next show.

There's more where this came from on your brand new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!