If you woke up yesterday morning and found your pre-pubescent daughter glued to the TV watching Fox & Friends, it's either because A: You "Clockwork Oranged" their eyes open the previous night and forgot to undo them before you went to bed, or B: the Jonas Brothers were on. Either way they were watching and saw this fantastic question from a tiny member of the studio audience.
I mean, it's like no matter what I plant on you, the cops seem to look the other way. That Lohan girl was much easier. But with you three, I mean, what's a mischievous 12-year-old have to do?!
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