If there's one thing parents-to-be need to do, it's plan for their kid's future. Or, in Jason Schwartzman's case, their future embarrassment.
The Scott Pilgrim vs. The World star (and amateur weatherman) made a promotional pitstop on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and announced that he's expecting his first child with his wife of just over a year, Brady Cunningham.
But there's one thing his wife probably never expected when she was expecting…
Namely, that mustache. The father-to-be explained that his facial anomaly was all part of a master paternal plan:
"I have this mustache, and the reason I have this mustache is, when I was young, my father had a mustache…growing up, it embarrassed me," he explained of his late father.
"I'm expecting a child in December…I decided to grow out this mustache, so when we take photos…my boy or girl, whatever it is...they will be embarrassed. So I am now thinking of ways to embarrass my unborn child."
Aww, it's always so heartwarming when dads decide to take an active role in parenting. Congrats, you two!
It's only a matter of time before Jason joins the ranks of Hollywood's Hottest Dads!