Tom Briglia/FilmMagic; Larry Busacca/Getty Images; Steve Mack/Getty Images; Steve Mack/Getty ImagesHaving a crappy day? Aw, we're sorry to hear that.
But at least you're not these lovely ladies:
Kelly Bensimon: Apparently, Ms. Satchels of Gold thinks you need to dress like a child when attending a Nickelodeon event. Hell, even the giant Dora the Explorer had a better outfit.
Lynne Curtin: Bravo has decided it's curtains for the Curtins, and the perennially dazed and confused mom says she was the last to know—just like the whole being-broke thing!
Danielle Staub: Everybody's favorite "prostitution whore" keeps it classy by celebrating her 48th birthday by performing at Scores strip club in NYC. We're guessing the Brownstone was booked that night.
Kim G.: After a season of backing the wrong horseface, the bird-legged hanger-on was denied entrance to her former bestie's Scores show. Never mind why she would even want to crash Danielle's gross gig. Poor Kim G., always as homemaker, never a Housewife.
So uncork some pinot grigio (Hi, Ramona!) and sound off in our pity party poll!
Schadenfreude Poll! Aug. 11, 2010
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D.C. Housewife Mary Schmidt Amons blames it on the booze. Atta girl!