Proving once again that crime does, indeed, pay (at least in Hollywood), reports are that Lindsay Lohan will be getting a cool million bucks for her first post-jail post rehab interview. And guess what? Savvy TV mouthpiece Nancy Grace uses her formidable knowledge of the criminal mind to reveal exactly where that cash will be going.
Oh yeah, you got her number Nancy. And after the hot pants, she'll probably blow all kinds of money on one of those skin tight polyester pants suits that all the sluts are wearing, and a pair of those nasty, whore-up Frye boots. Can tube tops be far behind?
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Don't believe Nancy? Check out this Fashion Spotlight on Lindsay. What. A. Hussy.