It was Teresa and Joe's tenth wedding anniversary on last night's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Teresa wanted a big shiny diamond. Nevermind that they recently filed for bankruptcy. She's a Real Housewife, and therefore a sworn enemy of logic.
But don't worry, she wasn't expecting the crown jewel or anything...
Arabic, Indian, I don't know... they're all brown. Like my gardener.
So, what? Do I look like, one of those brown people? Seriously, did I put on too much bronzer? 'Cause I'll go wash it off right now.
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