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The Last Honest Skank on Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch

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Over on Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch, Chad was forced to choose between Katie, who is a born-again virgin, and Tara, who is probably somewhere having sex as you read this. We take you now to the elimination scene.

Seriously, I will get down. I mean even as we speak I'm fondling a ghost's genitals. I don't even believe in ghosts, but just in case there's one there, I'm moving my hand.

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