The ingredients for this week's Chat Stew include...
Tryptophan-laced cubes of a parasitic father; meaty chunks of an unruly, hairy beast; lightly salted iPad apps of human suffering; lemon-rubbed flesh of a recently fired Today show producer; and AIDS.
Prepare to dip your ladel for a taste of a brand new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!
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