Who cares that Lindsay Lohan hasn't done anything worth watching since Mean Girls? Alright, since Herbie: Fully Loaded. The glittering wreckage of what passes for her life is more entertaining than any role she'd be able to land.
There's plenty more where this came from tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT on a steaming new Soup.
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