If you're a fan of morning news shows, you'll be happy to know that Good Morning America now has an app. And if you're a fan of horrifyingly tragic news stories you, too, will be happy to know that Good Morning America has an app, because evidently that's all the GMA creation is good for.
The Good Morning America app: It's like a Magic 8 Ball of human suffering.
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What's up with all the morning-show morbity?