One thing's for sure: You know you're in for some uncomfortable laughs whenever Chelsea Handler is a featured guest on The Tonight Show.
Wednesday was no exception, with Jay Leno and his longtime pal frequently turning the dial to sexual-activity mode, which this time included some chit-chat about Chelsea's new boyfriend, Animal Planet personality Dave Salmoni.
"It's nice to date a guy who can protect you from a bear or a lion," Chelsea acknowledged as the two reminisced about Dave's appearance on her show, when he showed up with a snake slung over his shoulders and promptly invited the Chelsea Lately host to sit on his lap.
To this day, Dave has been the only guy to figure out that the way to Chelsea's heart is with his python. But then Jay went and bought her a miniature horse, so who knows?
What came first, Chelsea's sit-down with Jay or her dressing-down of Jennifer Love Hewitt?