Michael Lohan appeared on Larry King Live last night because, as every good parasitic father worth his weight in leaches knows, jail time for your daughter means face time for you.
So, perhaps as Lindsay Lohan was indulging in her first glass of prison wine, Michael took to the airwaves to express his concern and impart his knowledge. Homoerotic as it may be.
Well it can't be any more than you had to swallow to get that reality show.
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