Despite some speculation online, the short answer is close, but no cigar.
Ironically, that honor belongs to Alexis Neiers, the 19-year-old star of E!'s Pretty Wild reality series who is serving six months at the Lynwood, Calif.-based lockup for burglarizing the home of Orlando Bloom, part of an alleged gang that also targeted the homes of Hilton, Rachel Bilson, Audrina Patridge and, yes, Lohan herself.
A well-placed source at the jail tells E! News that the 24-year-old Lohan probably didn't receive a warm welcome when she arrived, as inmates "can't wait to f--k with her."
But Lohan won't really have any interaction with the general population. She'll spend most of her time, which officials now say could be as little as two weeks, confined to her 12-by-8 digs.
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