Last week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the Botoxed sh-t hit the fan when what started as a pleasant evening quickly erupted into "coke whore" this and "house foreclosure" that, and before we knew it Danielle lost a weave.
And while she may have deserved it, all the cast members tended to agree that what Ashley did was wrong because, hey, violence is bad. So naturally, this week's episode started with Teresa's kids being instructed by their father to beat the crap out of each other.
Yeah yeah, get her, get her! C'mon I gotta toughen you up for Real Housewives season 20! Grab her hair! Call her a juice box whore! Whoa Gabriella don't pee on her, I'm not training you to be on Bad Girls Club!
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