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Over on Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch, Chad Ochocinco continues to whittle down the field of "women who are the opposite of what you would want your daughter to grow up to be" (WWATOOWYWWYDTGUTB). Anyway, one of the WWATOOWYWWYDTGUTB's, we'll call her Ericka because that's her name, is confident she'll make the cut because—and this is just a guess—she really likes her bathing suit.
Ericka: Dumb reality-show bimbo? Or an undercover CIA op who just activated a sleeper agent programmed to respond to the words 'bathing suit' when uttered three times by a botoxed piece of silicon? We'll never know...
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