Can't wait for next year's Miss America pagaent? Or Miss USA? Or this week's episode of Toddlers & Tiaras? Never fear, we've got you covered—presenting the Miss Behind-Bars Pageant!
So many of Hollywood's lovely ladies have slipped in and out of jail cells, and it's high time we acknowledged their debt contributions to society.
Lynwood newbie and recently titled Miss Understood Lindsay Lohan joins other preliminary round contestants Miss Stake Paris Hilton, Miss Demeanor Nicole Richie, Miss Communication Khloé Kardashian Odom, Miss Guided Alexis Neiers, Miss Adventure Lil' Kim, Miss Conduct Foxy Brown and Miss Jail Is Better Than Community Service Michelle Rodriguez.
So take your seat at the judges table and decide who should advance to the next round.
The Miss Behind-Bars Pageant, Round 1
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