Carey Mulligan's BF was strutting solo and "in a rush" Tuesday night, wearing jeans and a tight-fitted brown shirt as he walked out of an elevator in Trump Tower.
And it seems like the former Disney star is all grown up:
"He was short but so built," our super impressed source reports. "I bumped into him and literally said whoa. That's how surprising his presence was and how un-scrawny he looked!"
Yum, tell us more!
The LaBouf fan said "s--t has been blowing up all over downtown Chicago" while Shia, Tyrese, and the Transformers 3 crew are in town.
"You can't go anywhere without hearing an explosion."
Shi busting outta those tight outfits included, no doubt.
Meanwhile, back in hot L.A., a guy working on his equally delicious bod was...
Ryan Gosling at The Y. Ry-guy was in gray cut-off sweat short and...that's it. Swoon central over here!
"He was boxing back and forth with his instructor and then sometimes a boxing bag," our gym eyes dish. "It was funny because every guy in the place was just fawning over him. They would come up to him and ask for boxing tips and Ryan looked like he was loving it."
Now don't fret, ladies, he wasn't loving the male attention that much, if you know what we're saying.
"He's seriously got to be training for a role," our spy adds. "Ryan looked incredibly cut, very trimmed, and very muscle-y. He even had a black eye! He was totally hot."
Anyone else imagining some sweat going into those invitation muscles? Deelish.
Jeez, if The Village People are that upset about the YMCA being just "The Y" they clearly need to start going to the right gym. After a Gosling-glimpse, the last thing they would be focusing on would be a name.
—With Additional Reporting by Taryn Ryder
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