Ah, young love. Is there anything more beautiful? Well, as Today guest host Willie Geist can tell you, when the young who are in love happen to be Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, than the answer is: yes, corn dogs.
We're with you, Willie. We'd rather eat lips and assholes than listen to them talk, too.
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