Don't worry. If you missed your weekly dose of professional wrestling, or couldn't make the local demolition derby, or you just like to watch shrews in hideous outfits practically frothing at the mouth as they take street fight bitchery into elegant public places, we offer you The Real Housewives of New Jersey to satisfy your twisted jones. It's kind of like Girls Gone Wild, minus the looks and class.
Speaking of looks and class, snazzy Joel McHale has a whole load of strictly dignified entertainment coming your way on his fresh Soup Friday night at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Be there!
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And speaking of Joel McHale and looks and class, feast your eyes, people!