Usually, an evening of upscale dining doesn't include an appetizer of savage bitchery followed by frenzied rage with a main course of vicious, full-contact weave-wrenching, but when the Real Housewives of New Jersey are out on the town, the menu is just that special.
As usual, Danielle "Coke Whore" Staub is the moving target, but in this round the next generation of classy Garden State ladies steps up as Jacqueline Laurita's daughter Ashley confronts a panicked, panting Staub in a surprise attack that would do Jack Ruby proud.
If you're thinking what we're thinking, Andy Cohen is pitching The Real Daughters of Housewives of New Jersey as we speak.
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