Spurned by hoofing partner Cheryl Burke and voted off of Dancing With the Stars, heartbroken Chad Ochocinco is attempting to rebuild his damaged self-esteem by searching for love. Meaning humble Chad, sorry, the Ultimate Catch, gathers 85 hotties desperate for his "chocolately goodness," as one aspirant refers to him, and has them battle it out at the Rose Bowl. And what better way to find a compatible soul mate than with a put-down contest?
Right on, Crystal. You not only maintained your dignity, you taught that bitch a lesson she won't soon forget.
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