Move over LeBron James, you're not the only big-time star who is broadcasting self-serving info about where you'll be playing next. Spoofing the formerly beloved Cleveland NBA star's grandiose Thursday night ESPN special, The Decision, in which James dumped his former team on Lake Erie for a glitzier one in South Beach, John Mayer takes to the interwebs to say that he'll play for Cleveland and Miami...and a host of other cities.
Matching LeBron's deadpan delivery (and casual shirt stylings), the musician finds the perfect way to pitch his new tour—and remind us of how funny and charming Mayer can be.
Don't be a hater. It's your own dang fault LeBron James made such a big splash.