Oh dear god, save us all.
Not only are Shauna Sands and Beyoncé Knowles strutting in Lucite platform heels, but what is the world coming to when wee 16-year-old Taylor Momsen is wearing them, too?
OK, we're horrified but actually not that surprised to see them on Little J's feet, since the Gossip girl always dresses to shock anyway.
But the point is, these slutty stilettos are just not cool. Unless one of these ladies is working at the Bada Bing! club or starring as a stripper in a movie, Lucite platforms should be banned.
Did we make that, er, clear enough?
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