"I met Taylor [Lautner] at the celebrity football game at the Super Bowl. He and Kellan [Lutz] were on my team actually. They are such sweet guys, such normal guys. I feel kind of bad: Here Taylor's at this age where he's probably so into girls and he can't leave his house because they are just mobbing him. The shrieks! He's going to be deaf by the time he's 21."
—Victoria's Secret and Sports Illustrated hottie Marisa Miller when we asked her recently whether she's a fan of Jacob or Edward. The supermodel and self-professed Twi-hard told us she was Team Bella at the Eclipse premiere, but in real life said was all about cutie Taylor. Hey, even though the kid may not be starring in the new X-Men movie, a buxom blond admirer is a good consolation prize.
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Photos: Eclipse Premiere: Arrivals