Dear Ted:
Just wondering what you make of Deathly Hallows trailer being top of the Trending Topics list on Twitter three days in a row, while Eclipse never made it on the list at all. I'm a huge Twilight fan, but to be honest, the Harry Potter trailer slightly overshadowed my excitement for Eclipse. Is that the case with many people?
—Ailish
Dear A-Lister:
I sure as hell don't want to piss off either franchise's fans, but if you look at my frenemy Answer B!tch's article, the people—en masse, at least—prefer Potter & Co. And for the record I think the trailer is pretty awesome. Me, I'm a Twi-hard, but I know that Team Awful is pretty split!
Dear Ted:
I know Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis like to keep a low profile when they aren't working, but what is their relationship like behind closed doors? Love them both, but you don't hear much about them.
—Leigh
Dear French Exchange:
The couple is fairly low profile in front of the camera and behind the scenes. Hate to break it to you, babe, but there isn't much drama in this relaysh.
Dear Ted:
How's the relation between Priscilla Desert and Tobey Yum-Yum and his family? Better than before or still bitter?
—Celina
Dear Family Matters:
Think you're mixing up your Vices, C. Pris and Tobey don't cross paths too much, at least not in the sexy, Vicey ways. As for Tobe's fam, they couldn't care less about Priscilla and her borderline bad ways.
Dear Ted:
I was recently in L.A. and randomly met B.J. Novak of The Office. He was kind enough to let me take a picture with him, though he seemed somewhat annoyed or possibly embarrassed. So I have a question: Is he a Blind Vice? Also, my boyfriend said most celebrities probably wouldn't even allow the picture, so another question: Which celebrity is the rudest to fans?
—Animal Lover
Dear B.J.'s B.V:
Nope, the funny guy's not a Blind Vice, but his star power is hot enough to put him on the radar. As for the second part of your two-pronged interrogatory attack, it's probably easier to just talk about who's nicest. Fewer of them are, trust.
Dear Ted:
I was just wondering, if Kristen Stewart wasn't in the picture, how would you have felt about the whole Robki situation as a legit pairing? I mean, you can't deny that Robert Pattinson and Nikki Reed would have probably made a smokin' couple.
—Mizz
Dear What If:
Robki would have been hot, no doubt. But their personalities absolutely do not mesh—at least not in the way that Rob's and Kris' do. But they're both totally talented and obviously hot, so why not? Could have been fun for a while.
Dear Ted:
Are fans really as aggressive as some stars claim them to be? In the case of Emma Roberts, was she really receiving death threats because she dissed Robert Pattinson? I mean, I love certain celebs, but I wouldn't tweet nasty remarks to them because they didn't agree in my taste of actors! Is this just a PR stunt?
—D
Dear Robert(s) Pattinson:
Def not a PR stunt, love. We've even received a few hate and death threats from unhappy Robsten-Nonsten readers before.
Dear Ted:
You said you wanted to cut chicks a break and pick on the guys for a change and that you voted Gerard Butler. Bring. It. On. Please! Gerard Butler's weight, for one. He seems to be able to swing from a beer gut to a six pack in two weeks. How does he do it? Hard work or mystery diets?
—Agusta
Dear Gee, Gerard:
He works hard for his still-never-gonna-look-like-300-again body, but don't let that quasi-lazy work ethic fool you. Gerard certainly burns off the calories in a whole other active manor. Don't think there's anything too mysterious about what goes on behind Butler's closed doors.
Dear Ted:
So I saw Eclipse and absolutely loved it. I'm not sure if it's because I went in with low expectations or because it was actually good. Do you think that after the Twilight ship has sailed, Rob and Kristen will be able to break out of the Bella-Edward roles? I know Twilight made them millionaires, but I have a feeling neither one of them want those movies to define them.
—Bubbley
Dear Above and Beyond:
Don't worry, babe. Neither of the talented twosome plans to be typecast as a vamp or a fangbanger forever. That's why they're both actively taking other roles now—to show they have acting cred outside of box-office franchises.
Dear Ted:
What's up with Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake? For a while, there where rumors he was going all Tiger Woods on her, but it died down. Does that mean they are together, or not? Personally I think he has become way boring since dating her.
—R
Dear Status Update:
Yeah, they're together, but does anyone really care? Total boresville, if you ask me. For two hot young things, you wouldn't expect the relaysh to be so damn...cold.
Dear Ted:
Out of all the current Disney stars, it seems that Selena Gomez is the most innocent out of all of them. As much as I want to give her the benefit of the doubt, I can't believe that a teenager in Hollywood can be that pure.
—A
Dear Sweet Sauce:
She may actually still be the most innocent of the Disney darlings, but she's definitely not the angel she makes herself out to be. Far from it, actually.