That's all, folks.
A clerk in the court confirmed to E! News that the papers, which somewhat creatively cited "conflict of personalities" as the reason for the split, were signed bright and early at 8:30 a.m. And that's about all the dirt we can expect to hear: the documents were sealed, meaning the nitty-gritty details of the case will not be disclosed.
—Reporting by Ashley Fultz
Check out the couple in happier times in our Sandra & Jesse: Monster Love gallery.