A Future Situation

The Jersey Shore will dry up soon

By Chuy Bravo Jun 21, 2010 9:58 PMTags
Mike 'The Situation' SorrentinoFrazer Harrison/Getty Images

I worry about what's going to happen to that guy The Situation when he loses his abs. His career will be over. It'll be like what happens when a singer loses his voice, or a piano player loses his hands, or what will happen to me when I lose Ms. Chelsea.