What do you do when you're disgustingly rich and you want to make it crystal clear to everyone in your family that you absolutely detest them? Well, obviously, you die and leave your millions to your dogs. Like this psychotic Miami heiress on Good Morning America.
In a related story, thousands of people die every year because they can't afford their medical bills, they can't afford a home, and they can't afford to eat. But, hey, at least Princess will have a large pile of money to pee on.
Sorry, that was more angry than funny. How about this one:
Thanks to this recently deceased heiress, these dogs are no longer the richest in Miami.
OK, that'll do.
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